What a pity that you could not join us in Ďolíček to watch the game against Vítkovice. We are sure you would have enjoyed yourself.
Please let us know ahead of time when your next visit to Prague will take place and we will make arrangements for a visit to Ďolíček. The only question is where we should seat you. The main seating section would be the best, but the most enjoyable place to watch the game is behind one of the goals where the scoreboard is. However, looking at you, you would not exactly fit in - you are too skinny by Czech standards. We would have to meet some time before the game so that you could consume some Czech sausages and Czech beer to round your figure.
Don’t worry about Michelle. She can accompany you; there are many girls and women attending our games. For example, our game against Dukla coincided with the International Women’s Day celebrations. We were handing out flowers to all female spectators and more than 1000 flowers were handed out. Alternatively (and I should not be telling you this), you should do what most married men do - hand Michelle your credit card and let her go shopping.
Malia and Sasha would be thrilled if you brought them some souvenirs or clothing available from our Fanshop. All of the items sold there come with a little kangaroo emblem which makes them look really cool.
If you considered taking Bill with you next time, we would recommend for him to visit a pub called U Ševce Matouše. Bill would appreciate the friendly females there. Half of the Czech national football team enjoyed their visit there recently. Reportedly, even those players who could not score on the field managed to score there. Just don’t say anything to Hillary, she does not approve of such naughty things.
You might have noticed that our stadium, lovingly called Ďolíček, is not exactly in the best shape. It is in need of some serious upgrades. Maybe you could mention it to some of your friends with deep pockets - after all, what is required to spruce up Ďolíček is a mere pittance in comparison to what you had to shell out to bail out those nitwits from AIG. How would you justify such an investment in Ďolíček? Easy - we have been on the forefront of the green (and white) movement for over a hundred years.
We will look forward to your next visit. Hopefully, you will be able to spare a few hours to see Bohemka in Ďolíček and let your hair down (in your case, it’s only a figure of speech).
